Heavy Boy

Possibly the geekiest use of "Nature Boy".

Will only make sense (and even then, only marginally) to those who play Team Fortress 2. A song about the Heavy Weapons Guy.

Natasha and Sasha are the names of two different weapons he can use.

Absolutely, positively, my very first recording on Audacity. Absolutely, positively, the most terrifying post I've ever done on metafilter.

Lyrics:
heavy boy
a very large, and russian boy
they say he travelled, from russia, from russia
'cross the bering strait

spinning sasha,
or na-tasha
often mowing down,
was he

while on the point
and shooting Blu
he looked my way
and as he screamed out

stupid babies
foolish babies
this he said
to me,

the greatest thing
you'll ever earn,
get ubered
and krietzcrieged
at one turn

(Get Flash to see the track player.)
posted by eurasian (10 comments total)

Woohoo! Good job eurasian.
posted by itchylick at 9:49 AM on October 23, 2008

[ This is good ]
posted by notmydesk at 10:00 AM on October 23, 2008

EES GOOOD
posted by liquidindian at 11:03 AM on October 23, 2008

Om nom nom nom!
posted by Busithoth at 5:25 PM on October 23, 2008

Very nice, eurasian. I'm envious of your vibrato; it's hard for me to pull off the crooning with my straight tone.
posted by Galvatron at 9:26 PM on October 23, 2008

Thanks my mefighter HOMIES!

And galvatron, thanks! I'm a big fan of your acapella 'Hey Ya'. Great tone, great timbre.
posted by eurasian at 12:11 AM on October 24, 2008

The U.S. Republican party would greatly object to the many things I want to do to you right now.
posted by Cyrano at 12:20 AM on October 24, 2008

Awesome, eurasian!
posted by flibbertigibbet at 8:36 PM on October 24, 2008

Awesome!!!!
posted by gemmy at 11:39 AM on October 25, 2008

Thanks guys!
/does his best aw shucks impression.
posted by eurasian at 12:23 AM on October 26, 2008