Kris Krackle

Where I live is not the best or the worst place. Ypsilanti Mi Here we seem to have a abundance of Crack heads. But for some strange reason they all disappear when it gets cold out. This is their Christmas Carol. They Dont Know that you can still buy crack when its cold?

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posted by american caesar (4 comments total)

Man, you love Christmas! I don't know if you've checked out the December Music Challenges, but you should totally add the "mefimusicchallenge" and "brokenchristmassong" tags to this one.

This is the first MeFiMu song to make me chortle aloud in a while -- "you still can buy crack when it's cold!"

And that wiggly, goofy synth line is pretty great.

(I realize that there are a bunch of people in Ypsilanti, but do you know Mark Maynard?)
posted by Karlos the Jackal at 4:06 AM on December 3, 2008

Yeah, that synth line is really neat. Maybe they're hibernating.
posted by uncleozzy at 5:32 AM on December 3, 2008

I dont know mark personally but maybe I do. I used to bartend at a fav Ypsi watering hole. chances are if he drinks a ale or beer. Ive served him at least one. Also Ive posted on his blog once about a death of a friend. Added the tags thx.
posted by american caesar at 8:05 AM on December 3, 2008

Please accept this Best Use of Fart Synth 2008 Award.
The melody has a nice kind of fifties doo-wop thing going too, maybe some "sha la las" would not be out of place.
posted by arcanecrowbar at 2:39 PM on December 3, 2008