One Million Frogtown Whores

The fourth Sailor Martin song for the RPM Challenge. An out-of-tune concertina, a ukulele, a tambourine, and a sailor's fantasy.

LYRICS:

If I had
A million dollars
When I washed up on the shore
I'd go to Frogtown
And spend it all
On one million Frogtown whores
One million dollars
One million dollars
One million whore

If I owned a
Enormous kingdom
Larger than the Turks or the Moors
I'd go to Frogtown
To find my subjects
One million Frogtown whores
One million subjects
One million subjects
One million whores

If I was met a
Powerful genie
In a lamp like tales of yore
I would start wishing
One million wishes
For one million Frogtown whores
One million wishes
One million wishes
One million whores

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posted by Astro Zombie (2 comments total)

Yikes! Sailor Martin is now burned into my darker dreamscape. Damn his captivating, rapscallion ways! I love the harmonica. Time to start work on the SM rock opera? That's *my* wish!
posted by freya_lamb at 4:07 PM on February 16

All the vocal reverb makes me think God is singing this to me, and that makes me lul. The glorious delay on the um.. tiny stringed instrument coupled with an "astral ground hum" definitely adds to the "divine cosmic nature" of this song.

Now I am going to go shower, cause God just pissed on me.
posted by 5imian at 12:20 AM on February 17