Barely Legal

July 1, 2009 8:00 AM

Another of my punk and glam rock-inspired songs about the Interwebs.

LYRICS:

Staring at the iBook screen
She's just another small town teen
Don't really give a damn
She's lonely and bored and she owns a Web cam

Ooh baby
Ooh ooh baby
Doubled over one way
Or down and spread eagle
Ooh baby
Ooh ooh baby
Don't you know your power
When you're barely legal

There's a man online from Arkansas
Who can't believe the things he saw
She promises a little but then she gives more
But daddy's knock knock knocking at the door

Ooh baby
Ooh ooh baby
Doubled over one way
Or down and spread eagle
Ooh baby
Ooh ooh baby
Don't you know your power
When you're barely legal

Mommy's crying and dad's in a rage
These ain't the things that girls should do when they are her age
Maybe it's naughty and maybe it's obscene
What the hell is there to do when you're bored and 18

Ooh baby
Ooh ooh baby
Doubled over one way
Or down and spread eagle
Ooh baby
Ooh ooh baby
Don't you know your power
When you're barely legal

posted by Astro Zombie (1 comment total)

Innocent farm girl
raised by the aliens
Out in North Ridge
Out in the larger world
posted by xod at 9:43 AM on July 1, 2009


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