Comments on: Please Stop The Asshattery

Please Stop The Asshattery

cortex — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 17:52:57 -0800

"Please stop the asshattery, love jessamyn" Now there's a song that should be on MeFi Music.

By: cortex

cortex — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 17:53:06 -0800

In the spirit of matthewchen is spamming, another gold oldie from that rare, rare vinyl, Mefi The Lost Sessions.

By: snsranch

snsranch — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:10:39 -0800

Nice intro, great followup! Awesome! Yea, that was a great comment by jess too!

By: thirteenkiller

thirteenkiller — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:33:09 -0800

Yay!

By: riotgrrl69

riotgrrl69 — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:34:17 -0800

You have shown me your skills of an artist!

By: scody

scody — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:49:29 -0800

Cortex plz marry me and let me have a million of your babies kthx bye

By: Meep! Eek!

Meep! Eek! — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:50:39 -0800

Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Thank you.

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 19:12:02 -0800

By: winston

winston — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 19:55:14 -0800

Does jessamyn rhyme with matthewchen?

By: peacay

peacay — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:07:43 -0800

A link to this should be autoemailed to deleted comment owners. Heh. Well done cortex.

By: clockzero

clockzero — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:09:05 -0800

Fuckin' awesome.

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 21:51:37 -0800

Little known fact: cortex is actually Jon Vanderslice.

By: Gator

Gator — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:44:05 -0800

Wub!

By: sveskemus

sveskemus — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:05:58 -0800

This is wonderful.

By: languagehat

languagehat — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:37:35 -0800

Thank you. This was necessary. And:

A link to this should be autoemailed to deleted comment owners.

Yes!

By: cortex

cortex — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:33:59 -0800

This was necessary.

That's the sort of thing I need to tell people when they ask me where I get my ideas or such.

This was easily one of the best uses of a Friday afternoon I've had in a while. Thanks for all the happy reactions.

By: jeversol

jeversol — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:03:32 -0800

You're my new personal hero.

By: ArkhanJG

ArkhanJG — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 16:00:40 -0800

I was smiling all through, then cracked up helplessly at the 'Love jessamyn'. Wonderful.

By: TwoWordReview

TwoWordReview — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:48:57 -0800

Sweet jumping Jesus on a pogo stick you've done it again sir!

By: Durhey

Durhey — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:50:19 -0800

I will never commit asshattery again.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:33:45 -0800

Finally, a soundtrack to my life!

By: Jofus

Jofus — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:58:00 -0800

The relentless grind of my life: 0. Cortex: 1

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 16:29:27 -0800

Is the jury still out on asshattery vs. asshabidachery?

Goddamn this is a catchy tune. I love the way the "love jessamyn" goes up at the end, suggesting a continuation(?). Sequel? "Dear jessamyn, re: asshattery"?

By: dogwalker

dogwalker — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:51:56 -0800

This song burns in my skull.

I sing it at the most inappropriate times.

I thank you for this.

By: RobertFrost

RobertFrost — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:05:25 -0800

Is the jury still out on asshattery vs. asshabidachery?

Not to play the role of Senor Spellcheck...but I believe it is asshaberdashery

This spellchecking has been brought to you by the letter ass. Oh. And the song is awsome.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:41:38 -0800

Ah, thanks for catching my mistake, Frost. Now I'm sorry I pissed on your grave both times I visited it, because really, once would've been enough. ;)

(the song still rocks)

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:43:49 -0800

I, for one, pissed on the headstone less weathered.

By: chiababe

chiababe — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 16:51:12 -0800

Dear cortex, I would like you make babies with you. This is going in my ipod immediately.

By: onlyconnect

onlyconnect — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:13:08 -0800

Just saw this thread. It is wonderful. That is all.

By: cortex

cortex — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:10:59 -0800

Ha!

By: cortex

cortex — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:06:36 -0800

Invocation. Clearly we need more specific meta-commentary songs on Music; metatalk discussions can eventually be reduced to a series of links to specific musical tell-offs.

"127," intoned another of the mathematicians, and the hall grew momentarily silent before erupting in laughter.

"What's that about then," asked the young doctoral candidate.

Replied the professor, "We've never heard that one before!"

By: econous

econous — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:15:22 -0800

I was singing a song in the bath today about the askMe guy who's girlfriend wanted him to take a dump on her, and his request for advice from the 'hive mind'. So I came to musicMeta[?], for the first time, to see how easy it would be to upload. Well technically very easy. But having just heard asshattery I shall have to learn to sing and to play an instrument before doing so. Quite Lovely.

By: pwally

pwally — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:32:23 -0800

Is this being automatically sent to asshats yet?

By: nelleish

nelleish — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:23:31 -0800

Hearing it in person from the creator and muse was most excellent! love love love