Oh Come All Ye Slothful

December 27, 2010 10:37 AM

A pragmatic carol for hungover sinners. Oh come let us eat breakast.

posted by cortex (6 comments total) 16 users marked this as a favorite

Lyrics:

Oh come all ye slothful
Bleary and hungover
Oh come ye, oh come ye
To coffee and toast
Pancakes and bacon
Corn beef hash and bagels

Oh come let us eat breakfast
Oh come let us eat breakfast
Oh come let us eat breakfast
At one p.m.

Hush, newly risen,
Hush for those still sleeping
Oh hush, all ye noisies for
The aches in my head
Christ on a ten speed!
Try to take it down a notch

And quietly eat breakfast
And quietly eat breakfast
And quietly eat breakfast
At one p.m.

Yes, day, we greet thee
Though we slept through morning
Breakfast with thee be several
Advil tak'n
Hair of the canine
Now in glass appearing

Oh come let us eat breakfast
Oh come let us eat breakfast
Oh come let us eat breakfast
At one p.m.

posted by cortex at 10:38 AM on December 27, 2010 [2 favorites]


Ah! Yes, I should figure out which recording we should upload - two of us recorded a bunch of folks singing this at Christmas Eve dinner. "Christ on a ten speed!" was sung with great enthusiasm.
posted by rtha at 10:56 AM on December 27, 2010


Haha! Nice!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 1:44 PM on December 27, 2010


I LOL'd at "hair of the canine / now in glass appearing". Fried bacon gold.
posted by Corduroy at 2:05 PM on December 27, 2010


Best Boxing Day carol ever. Also works for New Year's Day.
posted by Pallas Athena at 12:39 PM on December 26, 2011


Oh hey right, I remember this now.
posted by cortex at 12:44 PM on December 26, 2011 [1 favorite]


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