King of Extreme

February 13, 2011 11:06 AM

From our working album: Zeke Clemmens - Middle Aged Man

King of Extreme

I took a fist full of LSD
and drank three bottles of Gin
Just had a baby with a lady who's 80
That's the kind of dude that I am

I'm the King of Extreme
And I'm out of control
I'll do anything
exccept to stick my thing in that Glory Hole.

I smoke a giant cigar
when I'm pumpin' my gasoline
I played in Super Bowl 69
nudge, nudge, wink, wink
If you know what I mean

My favorite meal is pork tartar
I eat it and I'm never scared
the President of the USA
called the other day but I didn't care

I'm the King of Extreme
And I'm out of control
I'll do anything
exccept to stick my thing in that Glory Hole.

I'm the King of Extreme
And I'm out of control
I'll do anything
exccept to stick my thing in that Glory Hole.

posted by Disbro (1 comment total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

This is hilarious. Love it.
posted by tunewell at 7:01 PM on February 13, 2011


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