Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning

February 25, 2011 1:47 AM

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. By Grunthos the Flatulent.

Special for the Feb. Challenge, more to come. The synth is actually a drone, modified and affected by using a technique akin to the Crooked Cartridge Trick. on the QSR card.

TEXT:

Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.

posted by askmeaboutLOOM (1 comment total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

.....I wondered where that went after I sneezed. Not putty Grunthos, sorry to burst your bubble. But highly nutritious nonetheless. Enjoy!

yours

Snotteringa The Slimeball
posted by MajorDundee at 4:48 AM on February 25, 2011


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