Only Dessert.

September 19, 2012 5:31 AM

Alternative nutritional advice. Ask your doctor if Only Dessert is right for you.

In compliance with a Vow To Myself, I am coming out of the closet as a musician this year.

I'm a fingerstyle guitarist and, uh, home recordist. In a few months, I'm going to be releasing, through the Magic Of The Internet, a collection of at-least-slightly-amusing songs. Link to the website for this endeavor can be found in my profile. Lyrics are below. Thanks for your time.


posted by Sing Or Swim (1 comment total) 1 user marked this as a favorite


Lima beans sit in your stomach and grow.
Green peas will make your pee green--did you know?
Meatballs make stripes when they roll down your shirt.
That's why what I'm having's ONLY DESSERT.

I prefer it: my desser-it. That's all I'm having today!

I think potatoes are gross when they sprout.
Plus, they have eyes, which is grossing me out.
Plus, I heard vegetables all grow in dirt.
That's why what I'm having's ONLY DESSERT.

I prefer it: my desser-it. That's all I'm having today!

(solo--hold up lighters)

Chickens get mad if you steal from the coop.
They might come after you, all in a group.
Then, if they pecked you, it might really hurt.
That's why what I'm having's ONLY DESSERT.

I prefer it: my desser-it. That's all I'm having today!

Only dessert! Only dessert!
That's all I'll eat--I don't care what you say.
I prefer it:
My desser-it.
That's all I'm having today.

Lyrics and music ©2012 Monty Kane

posted by Sing Or Swim at 5:34 AM on September 19, 2012


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