MeFi Music songs tagged with sailormartin

Queen of the Carnival by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:28:56 -0800

Another Mardi Gras song from Sailor Martin, this one sounding a bit like the theme from a 1970s cop show.

Time to Get Loaded by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:36:52 -0800

A Mardi Gras song by Sailor Martin.

Big Bomb Punch by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:09:55 -0800

A drinking song, New Orleans-style.

The Beast in Me by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:39:26 -0800

Every so often, everybody gets to be an animal.

The Money Rolls In by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:08:20 -0800

A rewrite of a traditional bawdy song about an untoward way to make money.

I Am a Poor Sailor by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:06:37 -0800

An a capella sea shanty for my pierced and tattooed puppet, Sailor Martin.

Jenny by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:34:25 -0800

Am Irish-styled song about a girl for a brass quartet, harmonica, and a big bass drum.

Kill All the Witnesses by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:22:28 -0800

Four hours until dawn, and things are getting hairy.

Orgy in the Wasp Woman Hive by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:02:23 -0800

Sometimes an invitation scrawled on a bathroom stall leads to unexpected horror. Actually, pretty much always. It always leads to horror. You should just ahead and expect horror.

Ride the Wild Moleman by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:38:41 -0800

When there's no surf around, you ride what you can.

From the Heart of the Moon by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:36:30 -0800

With a ukulele, some whistling, and several Garage Band 09 filters, you can make something that sounds like a transmission from Venus.

Read from the Book of Sin by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:41:31 -0800

Sometimes a little dangerous knowledge can be a thing.

Don't Go in the Garage by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:15:43 -0800

The first song from my new collection of supernaturally themed novelty garage rock by my multiply pierced and tattooed sailor puppet, Sailor Martin; the collection of songs will also, eventually, be called Don't Go in the Garage.

Who's Got the Nerve by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:11:22 -0800

A St. Patrick's Day song from my pierced and tattooed puppet, Sailor Martin.

The Power of Alcohol by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:26:58 -0800

Sailor Martin sings about what he knows. Ukulele, toy accordion, tambourine, wooden fish that makes "clopping" noises, and, at one point, a duet between a tin whistle and a plastic ocarina. The 15th and final entry in the RPM challenge.

Cell Block Number 4 by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:21:16 -0800

Sailor Martin find true romance. A song featuring ukulele, harmonica, wooden sand-filled egg, tambourine, and a duet between Sailor Martin and himself. Song 14 in the RPM challenge.

Why Are Women So Afraid of Seamen? by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:10:31 -0800

A tropical shanty featuring ukulele, some horrible whistling, a cheese greater, and a glass struck by a spoon. Entry 13 in the RPM Challenge.

The Twitch by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:42:31 -0800

A dance song from Sailor Martin, or, rather, a song about uncontrollable movement. Ukulele, harmonica, finger snaps, and a kazoo pushed through some sort of crazy filter. Song 12 for the RPM challenge.

You're So Boring Here by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:27:13 -0800

A Sailor Martin song about discovering your lover is not who you expect her to be. Tambourine and ukulele. Entry 10 in the RPM challenge.

I'm Hard On Her But She's Down On Me by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:11:50 -0800

A raucous garage-band blues number, featuring ukulele, tambourine, and harmonica. Entry number 9 into the RPM challenge is a song about a mean woman.

I'm Not As Drunk As You Am I Think by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:54:33 -0800

A drinking song from the British Isles, written for an performed by Sailor Martin as song eight in the RPM challenge. Ukulele, egg, handclaps, and a tin whistle.

Pour Me Another Box of Wine by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:15:42 -0800

An instrumental from Sailor Martin representing his state of mind most of the time: noisy, jug bandish, sloppy, yet unexpectedly chipper and mellow. Listen closely and you can hear Sailor Martin singing along in the background. Entry number 7 for the RPM challenge.

If This Bed Could Talk by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:30:41 -0800

The fifth song for the RPM challenge. Sailor Martin does a song in the style of Andrew Bird.

One Million Frogtown Whores by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:43:15 -0800

The fourth Sailor Martin song for the RPM Challenge. An out-of-tune concertina, a ukulele, a tambourine, and a sailor's fantasy.

Horrible Things What Live in the Sea by Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:28:33 -0800

The first RPM challenge song written for my creepy puppet, Sailor Martin. The title is self-explanatory. The electric guitar he is singing along to is actually a ukulele.