Don't Touch My Meal

A song for children.

Original composition and arrangment by Meatbomb. My good woman Dilafruz provides backup on short-term memory.

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posted by Meatbomb (13 comments total)

This isn't playing, and I note that the file size is only 0.8 Mb.

Meatbomb, is this your version of 4'33"?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 10:46 PM on May 16, 2008

oh oh. could be my crappy internet connection borked it... can anyone else confirm?
posted by Meatbomb at 11:23 AM on May 17, 2008

Yeah, nothing is playing for me either.
posted by Corduroy at 1:43 PM on May 17, 2008

I can listen to it if I click on the mp3 version. Otherwise, borked.

Don't touch my meal.
posted by that girl at 5:41 PM on May 19, 2008

The mp3 version and the flash version are both borkified for me.
posted by !Jim at 10:08 PM on May 19, 2008

Hrm. Not sure what's up; flash player fails it for me, too, but the direct download is fine.
posted by cortex at 4:17 PM on May 20, 2008

To listen everyone has to download it seems a bad page, I have seen pages which fail to run the background and ones which rearrange menus so this is nothing new this site has a issue, it tried to downlod twice so its to small and couldn't play cause the second download erased the first download, but if you download then play it does have audio but it is like a spoken version nothing to great of a singing duet but a mere descriptive review of how it is layed out, two sentences Don't touch my meal.
posted by bluefiltration at 12:53 PM on May 30, 2008

Glad to see the brutal critique bluefiltration, I guess you are not part of my target audience. Sincere apologies to you.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:03 AM on May 31, 2008

I am the target. This is awesome.
posted by koeselitz at 10:21 AM on May 18, 2009

I am the target audience, too, and though it is tempting, I will not touch your meal until I receive a song that expressly allows me to touch your meal -- it's been almost seven years!

I do appreciate that you have not touched my meal, nor have you made any attempt to. For this, I am grateful.

I will listen for further instructions.

PS i touched koeselitz's meal a few years ago.
posted by not_on_display at 12:21 AM on January 12, 2016 [2 favorites]

Holy shit these threads live forever? And I favourited that comment 2 years ago?
posted by Meatbomb at 10:27 AM on May 3, 2017 [1 favorite]

we shall never die, we shall live forever, and the meal will always remain untouched
posted by koeselitz at 9:04 AM on May 5, 2017 [1 favorite]

except yours. already touched it.
posted by not_on_display at 5:12 PM on May 5, 2017 [1 favorite]