Apartment 503

December 27, 2008 5:47 PM

A somewhat naughty true story.


Sammy your boyfriend
Is waiting in the hall
And Sammy I don't think
He likes me at all
He's pounding at the door with
The business end of a bat
So Sammy please don't touch me
He wouldn't really care for that

You live upstairs
In apartment 503
And every time we pass
You've said hello to me
I think you're pretty
And I want to see you again
But Sammy there's a problem
You have a boyfriend

Sammy please listen
Don't take of your clothes
Sammy your boyfriend
Has told me that he knows
Can't you hear him shouting
Outside the door?
Sammy please don't touch me
I can't take any more

Sammy this is it
Please get off my bed
Because Sammy your boyfriend
Is saying I'll be dead
I think he's serious
I must ask you to go
Sammy you must stop
In ten minutes or so

posted by Astro Zombie (1 comment total)

Bloody hell, I missed it the first time around, but I just found it with the randomized player. It sounds just like those Jack Peñate demos that are making the rounds. Do you like Jack Peñate?
posted by micayetoca at 2:01 PM on March 31, 2009

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