You're So Boring Here

February 23, 2009 10:27 AM

A Sailor Martin song about discovering your lover is not who you expect her to be. Tambourine and ukulele. Entry 10 in the RPM challenge.


When I see you on the screen
It's hard to believe you're just eighteen
And the men throw themselves at you at the premiere
I'm the man with whose bed you share
And how can you be so exciting there
When you're so boring here

When I see you on the screen
You are positively obscene
But you know things ain't always just what they seem
The things you do with other men
I can't get you to do them again
And you're so boring here

I shoulda known
That when I got you alone
Things they wouldn't be the same

When I see you on the screen
I can't believe the things I seen
The biting and the pulling of the hair
For someone so experienced pornographically
You ain't done none of that with me
Oh you're so boring here

posted by Astro Zombie (1 comment total)

Also, you can sing "I Saw Here Standing There" over this song. Try it!
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:41 AM on February 23, 2009

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