I don't mean to be mean, but this isn't "Fantasy Island"

July 5, 2018 4:07 PM

"Glianimon" is a lofi pop song, arranged here for guitar and clarinet.

Some say it’s overactive
Yeah, your imagination could really use a little rest
You might just benefit from a moment’s hesitation
Cuz everyone here’s getting stressed
And I don’t mean to be mean, but
This isn’t “Fantasy Island”
You’re not Ricardo Montalban
I don’t know what you’re on
Doctors want to switch you over to glianimon

You act like Lindsey Lohan
You sound like Leonard Cohen
Your moves are Marilyn Monroe’s
You need to understand that you’re not the only person
To wear the empire’s new clothes
And I don’t mean to be mean, but
This isn’t “Back To The Future”
And you’re not Dr. Emmett Brown
We need you to calm down
The nurses will restrain you, not the other way around

I don’t mean to mean, but
There ain’t much more we can offer
There’s only so much we can do for someone just like you
Everyone here’s hoping that you’ll manage to pull through
It won’t be long before you’re on your own
No, no, no, no
It won’t be long before you’re on your own

posted by 23skidoo (5 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

What's the distinction between "the empire’s new clothes" and "the emperor’s new clothes"?
posted by pracowity at 9:01 AM on July 6


Oh, this song was written for a songwriting competition where the stipulation was that the lyrics had to include 5 specific words, one of which was "empire". I dont exactly know what "empire's new clothes" means, but I thought the phrase had a cool ring to it.
posted by 23skidoo at 9:06 AM on July 6


A songwriting competition? Is this in an interesting place?
posted by pracowity at 12:07 PM on July 6


Ha, not exactly. It was a small, low-key thing put together by an acquaintance, and the songs were shared via email.
posted by 23skidoo at 1:24 PM on July 6


You know, you don't frequently hear clarinets in pop music--I like it!
posted by Bluebird Wine at 6:17 PM on July 7 [1 favorite]


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