MeFi Music

Yep, I'm still making songs about Blaseball players. This one's about a player who lived on the moon, until she and all the rest of the Kansas City Breath Mints died. [more inside]
posted by valrus on Jun 20, 2022 - 1 comment

Another song about a "famous" Blaseball player: Winnie Hess, one of the most feared pitchers in the league. [more inside]
posted by valrus on Mar 11, 2022 - 3 comments

Blaseball is on siesta, so I took the opportunity to write this tribute to the Kansas City Breath Mints' favorite pitcher: a dirtbag lich who loves to vape, drink Four Loko and throw walks. [more inside]
posted by valrus on Apr 28, 2021 - 2 comments

A tribute to Blaseball player Sutton Picklestein, who was offered resurrection at a terrible price, and said "No thank you." [more inside]
posted by valrus on Mar 21, 2021 - 1 comment