112 posts tagged with ukulele by Astro Zombie.
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A rehearsal demo for my Irish-American garage band, The Peter O'Tooles; revised from an earlier version. [more inside]
WT Fuck
A rehearsal demo of a rejiggered older song, meant for my Irish-American garage band, The Peter O'Tooles. [more inside]
Do You Kiss My Girlfriend With That Mouth
A whole lot of naughty in two minutes in this practice demo for my Irish-American band, The Peter O'Tooles. [more inside]
I'm Going to Bangor
Another rehearsal demo for my Irish-American band, the Peter O'Tooles. This one is a bit naughty. Apologies to anybody actually from Bangor. [more inside]
If You Was Shane MacGowan You'd Be Dead By Now
A practice demo of a song arranged for my Irish-American band, The Peter O'Tooles. [more inside]
Kilkenny Square
The demo of a reworked version of an older song, arranged for my Irish-American band, The Peter O'Tooles. [more inside]
I'll Be Fine
An Irish air for the Peter O'Tooles about the unintended and disappointed effect of too much alcohol on an amorous evening. [more inside]
Whiskee
A drinking song in waltz time for the Peter O'Tooles, telling a tale of semi-sober pub hookups; loosely borrowed from "Irish Lullabye." [more inside]
County Down
A song for the Peter O'Tooles where I seem to be using the names of locations in Ireland as a metaphor for oral sex, which I am sure they don't appreciate and for which I apologize. [more inside]
She Too Rah'd My Loo Rah'd
A love song, and, possibly, an extremely flithy one; second song for the Peter O'Tooles. [more inside]
Derry Pair
The first song for my new Irish band, The Peter O'Tooles, about a comely young woman from Derry and her desirable fruits. [more inside]
V
Adapted from a Poem by James Joyce, from "Chamber Music." [more inside]
XXIV
Adapted from a poem by James Joyce, from his collection "Chamber Music." [more inside]
The Beast in Me
Every so often, everybody gets to be an animal. [more inside]
Kill All the Witnesses
Four hours until dawn, and things are getting hairy. [more inside]
Orgy in the Wasp Woman Hive
Sometimes an invitation scrawled on a bathroom stall leads to unexpected horror. Actually, pretty much always. It always leads to horror. You should just ahead and expect horror. [more inside]
Ride the Wild Moleman
When there's no surf around, you ride what you can. [more inside]
From the Heart of the Moon
With a ukulele, some whistling, and several Garage Band 09 filters, you can make something that sounds like a transmission from Venus. [more inside]
Don't Go in the Garage
The first song from my new collection of supernaturally themed novelty garage rock by my multiply pierced and tattooed sailor puppet, Sailor Martin; the collection of songs will also, eventually, be called Don't Go in the Garage. [more inside]
Leave Me Lonely
Sometimes, somebody likes you for your faults. [more inside]
1337 as Fuck
Sometimes the Web is like the Wild West. [more inside]
Staring at a VDU
A VDU is, of course, a video display unit. A song about one of the things the Web has made: Millions of people who sit all day long staring at a screen. [more inside]
1978
Screw the new stuff. I'm loading up my iPod with punk rock. [more inside]
Facebook Profile
Although not strictly part of this month's challenge, I would like to point out that this song, which deals with how our social media lives on after we die, is heavily inspired by "Waiting for My Man." [more inside]
Put It Online
A song about oversharing. [more inside]
Jill Turned On the Radio
Yet another from my series of glam and punk inspired songs about the series of tubes we call the Interweb. [more inside]
The Kids Are Online
Another in my series of punk and glam inspired songs about Web culture, this one is sort of an answer song to both "The Kids Are Alright" and "Blitzkrieg Bop." [more inside]
This Party is Over
Another from my series of lo-fi punk and glam inspired songs about the Interweb, this time dealing with Web hoaxes and tragedies. [more inside]
Barely Legal
Another of my punk and glam rock-inspired songs about the Interwebs. [more inside]
Internet Famous
Another in my series of glam rock-styled lo-fi songs about the Web. [more inside]
Every Sunday Morning
Another song from my one-man show about Tiny Tim, Tulip. [more inside]
Queen for a Day
Another song from my one-man show about Tiny Tim, Tulip, which I am still writing. [more inside]
Picnic in Fairyland
Another song from my still-being-written one-man play about Tiny Tim, Tulip. [more inside]
The Downtown Downs
The third song for my one-man show about Tiny Tim, Tulip. [more inside]
No Sunny Skies
A SECOND SONG for Tulip (formerly Tiny), my one-man show about entertainer Tiny Tim. I cannot yet sing like him, and sound like Martyn Jacques of the Tiger Lillies when I try. [more inside]
So Strange
The first in a series of old-timey pre-rock popular songs I am composing for a one-man show about Tiny Tim. [more inside]
WT Fuck
A song about seeing something on the Internet you wish you didn't. [more inside]
Happy Day
A song about the pleasures and disappointments of meeting somebody new. [more inside]
The Men the Booze the Cocaine and the Grind
A song about strippers who blog. [more inside]
NSFW
Lyrics somewhat NSFW. [more inside]
Who's Got the Nerve
A St. Patrick's Day song from my pierced and tattooed puppet, Sailor Martin. [more inside]
The Power of Alcohol
Sailor Martin sings about what he knows. Ukulele, toy accordion, tambourine, wooden fish that makes "clopping" noises, and, at one point, a duet between a tin whistle and a plastic ocarina. The 15th and final entry in the RPM challenge. [more inside]
Cell Block Number 4
Sailor Martin find true romance. A song featuring ukulele, harmonica, wooden sand-filled egg, tambourine, and a duet between Sailor Martin and himself. Song 14 in the RPM challenge. [more inside]
Why Are Women So Afraid of Seamen?
A tropical shanty featuring ukulele, some horrible whistling, a cheese greater, and a glass struck by a spoon. Entry 13 in the RPM Challenge. [more inside]
The Twitch
A dance song from Sailor Martin, or, rather, a song about uncontrollable movement. Ukulele, harmonica, finger snaps, and a kazoo pushed through some sort of crazy filter. Song 12 for the RPM challenge. [more inside]
You Homo-Loving Commie Sons of Guns
Inspired words of actor Sean Penn, Sailor Martin sings a very short song of social change, accompanies by ukulele, harmonica, jew's harp, and tambourine. Entry 11 in the RPM challenge. [more inside]
You're So Boring Here
A Sailor Martin song about discovering your lover is not who you expect her to be. Tambourine and ukulele. Entry 10 in the RPM challenge. [more inside]
I'm Hard On Her But She's Down On Me
A raucous garage-band blues number, featuring ukulele, tambourine, and harmonica. Entry number 9 into the RPM challenge is a song about a mean woman. [more inside]
I'm Not As Drunk As You Am I Think
A drinking song from the British Isles, written for an performed by Sailor Martin as song eight in the RPM challenge. Ukulele, egg, handclaps, and a tin whistle. [more inside]
Pour Me Another Box of Wine
An instrumental from Sailor Martin representing his state of mind most of the time: noisy, jug bandish, sloppy, yet unexpectedly chipper and mellow. Listen closely and you can hear Sailor Martin singing along in the background. Entry number 7 for the RPM challenge.