Paddy O'Shay

November 18, 2009 10:14 AM

A very rough demo of a new song for the Peter O'Tooles about a remarkable man.

LYRICS:

Paddy O'Shay had a pain
And so he headed to Trafalgar
A short walk to see the doc
For an issue that was vulgar
And at first he saw the nurse
And he showed her where it pained him
When she saw she called John Law
And they came and then arraigned him
Paddy O'Shay Paddy O'shay
Three cheers for Paddy O'Shay
Paddy O'Shay Paddy O'shay
O put that thing away

Paddy O'Shay felt dismay
He was bereft of a lover
But there were some in old London
Who for six pounds would uncover
So what he did he grabbed some quid
And then went to a sloop of war
When she chanced to open his pants
She said I ain't what you're looking for
Paddy O'Shay Paddy O'shay
Three cheers for Paddy O'Shay
Paddy O'Shay Paddy O'shay
O put that thing away

Paddy O'Shay is glad today
He'll kis the girls like georgy peorgy
Because tonight he has an invite
To Brixton for an orgy
He arrives at quarter past five
As the invitation stated
And by and by opens his fly
And the room is evacuated
Paddy O'Shay Paddy O'shay
Three cheers for Paddy O'Shay
Paddy O'Shay Paddy O'shay
O put that thing away

posted by Astro Zombie

« Older Angeline the Baker   |   Good Advice Newer »

You are not logged in, either login or create an account to post comments