queen of alaska by vampire deer

March 11, 2010 8:49 AM

song 9 of 11 of cornfield - old fashioned rock and roll song about our favorite politician

she wants to fix the country, she'll tell you how
if you give her a hundred thou
she can handle a big bull moose
and those socialists out on the loose
she's got a list of people to fix
cause she's the savior of the sticks
she's the queen of alaska, she's the queen of alaska
she's the queen of alaska, she's the queen of alaska
she's the queen of alaska, you'd better get out of her way

she doesn't smoke she doesn't drink she doesn't work and she doesn't think
she's got people to do that stuff and they make sure they get enough
they'll cut your taxes and cut your pay and cut your throat if you say no way

miss liberty's got a sign to hold, she does taxes and she buys gold
she's waving to the passing cars for minimum wage, it won't get her far
the queen of alaska doesn't care, if miss liberty starves it's only fair

roll over woody this ain't your land, the queen of alaska's gonna make her stand
she's gonna make it a company store, she's going to make you a company whore
she's gonna stand up there and lie and you'll get justice in the sweet by and by


posted by pyramid termite (3 comments total)

I smell campaign song, in the great tradition of Springsteen's "Born in the U.S.A."!
posted by edlundart at 7:44 PM on March 11, 2010


Way to go PT. From this side of the pond Sarah Palin looks simply terrifying - I mean a really scary person in her perfect-toothed, glittery-eyed, God-fearin', gun-tottin', if-your-not-with-me-your-dead-meat kinda way. I can't understand how anyone could even contemplate voting for a monster like that. Mind you, I saw a news report last night about some campaign about the right to pack guns that was equally astonishing. An assortment of apprently rather dim characters walking around supermarkets with pistols in holsters, doing their weekly shopping - "I'll have 3 pounds of sausages, a bag of potatoes and that short-range ballistic missile that's on special offer please..." What the fuck is that all about??
posted by MajorDundee at 4:30 AM on March 12, 2010


"she can handle a big bull moose
and those socialists out on the loose"

hahaha excellent track, great lyrics

are you the MC5? ;)
posted by marienbad at 5:00 PM on March 13, 2010


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