Plain Garbage

Another one from our new Middle Aged Man project.

Plain Garbage

I've never been good at showin' up to work
That's why I formed a punk rock band
figured I could meet a lot of girls
think I could be that kind of man

But the newspaper says my music sucks
all I want to do is make some bucks
they say my music's totally retarded
they're calling me

Plain Garbage
Just plain garbage
common household garbage
yeah, plain garbage

I seek my revenge with a rock and roll guitar
up there with a pitcher of beer in my hand
all you people out there know how cool I am
get out there and dance like you've got ants in your pants

My preacher says my musics bizarre
twists those young and innocent minds
screamin' at me from the pulpit
he's callin me

Plain Garbage
Just plain garbage
callin' me plain garbage
just plain garbage

So what. Here's some Rock n' Roll

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Alright get ready for the one string guitar

I don't understand too many things
I find opinions bring me down
Let's pretend there's world peace
and then instead just go bowling

radio says my music stinks
bringin' civilization to the brink
I don't care cause I'm a punk rocker
you can call me

Plain Garbage
Just plain garbage
common household garbage
call me garbage
just plain garbage

I ain't hoidy toidy
I ain't fancy smancy
common
average
everyday
run of the mill
ordinary garbage
common garbage
just plain garbage
simple garbage
just plain garbage
regular garbage
just plain garbage
garbage
just plain garbage
garbage
just plain garbage
just plain garbage
just plain garbage
just plain garbage
just plain garbage.

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posted by Disbro