You Homo-Loving Commie Sons of Guns

Inspired words of actor Sean Penn, Sailor Martin sings a very short song of social change, accompanies by ukulele, harmonica, jew's harp, and tambourine. Entry 11 in the RPM challenge.

LYRICS:

You homo loving commie songs of guns
Don't you know what you have done
Soon we'll have dogs married to cats
And I for one just can't wait for that
Because my dog's been making out with me for years

You homo loving commie songs of guns
You don't have no idea what you've begun
We're all Marxists now in the USA
And I for one couldn't wait for the day
Because I've been drinking vodka now for years

You homo loving commie sons of guns
Did you think this was all for fun
What am I gonna do with a communist wife
When I'm ready to lead a homosexual life
Did you think of all the contradictions this would cause

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posted by Astro Zombie (4 comments total)

I'm all for the vodka drinking, but I'm not making out with my dog. Sorry, you're on your own there.
posted by miss lynnster at 3:41 PM on February 24, 2009

Will your cat make out with my dog?
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:03 PM on February 24, 2009

As I've never owned a cat, no. And if I *did* own a cat, hopefully she would have more respect for herself than to be such a floozy.
posted by miss lynnster at 4:55 PM on February 24, 2009

This has been a very disappointing evening.
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:47 PM on February 24, 2009