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Mooney Doctor II

Yep, I'm still making songs about Blaseball players. This one's about a player who lived on the moon, until she and all the rest of the Kansas City Breath Mints died. [more inside]
posted by valrus on Jun 20, 2022 - 0 comments

Winnie Hess (Learns To Party)

Another song about a "famous" Blaseball player: Winnie Hess, one of the most feared pitchers in the league. [more inside]
posted by valrus on Mar 11, 2022 - 2 comments

Live. Laugh. Leach.

Blaseball is on siesta, so I took the opportunity to write this tribute to the Kansas City Breath Mints' favorite pitcher: a dirtbag lich who loves to vape, drink Four Loko and throw walks. [more inside]
posted by valrus on Apr 28, 2021 - 1 comment

The Ballad of Sutton Picklestein

A tribute to Blaseball player Sutton Picklestein, who was offered resurrection at a terrible price, and said "No thank you." [more inside]
posted by valrus on Mar 21, 2021 - 0 comments

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