Woman Attack Dog Breeder With Body Of Dead Chihuahua

Of dead puppies and retribution. Originally written for The Aural Times.

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posted by cortex (16 comments total)

that's a ripping sing-a-long if I've ever heard one.
posted by carsonb at 10:51 PM on June 29, 2006

Cortex sings the news! Are we taking requests then?
posted by dgaicun at 1:14 AM on June 30, 2006

The perfect thing for 5AM insomnia. Loveit.
posted by youcancallmeal at 2:37 AM on June 30, 2006

Brilliant.
posted by Witty at 5:14 AM on June 30, 2006

That, sir, is genius.
posted by Jofus at 5:17 AM on June 30, 2006

Haha, I'm gonna be mutterhumming [huttering?] "body of dead chihuahua" all day today at the office.
posted by sciurus at 5:43 AM on June 30, 2006

Poor puppy :( Totally should have rocked out before the end, I was waiting for the heavy section but it never happened.
posted by Lotto at 7:33 AM on June 30, 2006

Lotto, the time constraints involved in producing thrice weekly lead to very short compositions, most days. This was kind of a long'n, in fact.
posted by cortex at 9:10 AM on June 30, 2006

I've seen some excellent and thought provoking song titles in my time, but this beats the lot by a country mile. Good work!
posted by nylon at 11:04 AM on June 30, 2006

This is awesome. Actually, everything I've ever heard of cortex's is awesome.
posted by danb at 3:53 PM on June 30, 2006

Actually, everything I've ever heard of cortex's is awesome.

I'm planning on putting up an exhaustive archive of my stuff that goes back to when I was 16. Be assured, you will change your mind regarding this matter.
posted by cortex at 4:47 PM on June 30, 2006

(The exhaustive archive will be elsewhere.)
posted by cortex at 4:48 PM on June 30, 2006

Be assured, you will change your mind regarding this matter.

Fair enough, but you could say that about anyone. :)
posted by danb at 5:37 PM on June 30, 2006

Damn. You have a good voice too BTW.
posted by snsranch at 5:56 PM on June 30, 2006

Hahah, cool song. It's actually pretty catchy too, especially the "body of dead chihuahua" part.
posted by edlundart at 3:29 PM on July 19, 2006

I have no idea how I ended up here again.

Who-oa, woman attacks dog breeder...
posted by danb at 1:54 PM on January 22, 2008