Large Hadron Collider Pr0nz (SFW)

January 11, 2009 10:40 PM

Science makes me horny.

And what better centerfold than the Large Hadron Collider? Indeed this is not the first song inspired by its magnitude and awesomenesssssss, but lets face it.... how could Miss Mcalpines "beat" get you all hot and bothered? That's why i made this: an abstract musical expression of my sweet lust for science (and specifically science that tackles the big questions).

YEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! Lets get smashed and bang the LCH! LETS SEE WHAT FREAKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!

:P




posted by 5imian (5 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

ha. I was waiting for the lyrics, and then I realized that you had labelled it SFW, not NSFW. still, hooray SCIENCE!

Good use of pan, by the way. Very hawt.
posted by LMGM at 1:41 AM on January 12, 2009


Nice beats! I can never find the patience to programme anything nearly as complex or good.
posted by ianK at 3:28 AM on January 12, 2009


not into the crazy skitter drum beats. too much.

funny though I didn't think anyone made IDM like this anymore. although I guiess Autechre copntinue to release albums.. (but does anyone listen?)
posted by mary8nne at 4:22 AM on January 13, 2009


not into the crazy skitter drum beats. too much.

funny though I didn't think anyone made IDM like this anymore. although I guiess Autechre copntinue to release albums.. (but does anyone listen?)


Certainly, people still listen. And people still write music like this, certainly. Check out the flashbulb or wisp among others.

Like many other artists in this genre, i did not come from a "club" background. I don't "make beats" so much as i just like to write music. I suppose many of these gestures aren't en vogue in the dance scene, but many artists writing this kind of music never did write coming from here. Many are classically trained, many are jazz musicians (like squarepusher who comes from the background as a jazz bassist).

Me? i was a bassonist. Seriously. And i write this music because its what i sincerely want to listen to. Its the "song in my heart". I love nothing more than a carefully crafted drumbeat, that expresses as many gestures and as much emotional dynamicism as any melody or standard tonal passage. going to recitals as school i heard this kind of thing in academic percussion works of people like John Cage. (especially his constructions and prepared piano pieces that Aphex pulled influence from)

The good news is i'm not alone. I hope that you don't pigeon hole this as "IDM" that thing that happened briefly in the dance sphere in the 90s. Phillip glass, minimalist composer even covered an Aphex Twin song. and vice versa.

I hope this information and links lets you know who i am, where i am coming from and who tunes into this kind of stuff.

And also, thank you all for your comments.
posted by 5imian at 4:10 PM on January 14, 2009


Thanks for that, 5imian. I find your projects really interesting and is exactly the kind of thing I would like to get into.
posted by ianK at 8:21 AM on January 16, 2009


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