Why Are Women So Afraid of Seamen?
February 26, 2009 2:10 PM
A tropical shanty featuring ukulele, some horrible whistling, a cheese greater, and a glass struck by a spoon. Entry 13 in the RPM Challenge.
LYRICS:
Why are women so afraid of seamen
So we're wet and we're salty, but so let it be then
You know we can't resist the touch of your hand
It just sends us flying and we don't care just where we land
Why are women so afraid of seamen
They close their eyes and scowl when we just want to see them
It excites us mightily to be with ladies fair
But we will try mightily to not get into your hair
Why are women so afraid of seamen?
We beg and we beseech and drop down on our knees then
What we have to offer must come down from above
If you give us half a chance we will shower you with love
LYRICS:
Why are women so afraid of seamen
So we're wet and we're salty, but so let it be then
You know we can't resist the touch of your hand
It just sends us flying and we don't care just where we land
Why are women so afraid of seamen
They close their eyes and scowl when we just want to see them
It excites us mightily to be with ladies fair
But we will try mightily to not get into your hair
Why are women so afraid of seamen?
We beg and we beseech and drop down on our knees then
What we have to offer must come down from above
If you give us half a chance we will shower you with love
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Cheese grater = brilliant
posted by Karlos the Jackal at 1:56 AM on March 2, 2009