Staring at a VDU
July 12, 2009 10:05 PM
A VDU is, of course, a video display unit. A song about one of the things the Web has made: Millions of people who sit all day long staring at a screen.
LYRICS:
Don't make me join the workforce mob
Little boxes filled with little jobs
And everyone with a monitor in view
Everyone's connected to the Internet
Filling out spread sheets with loss and get
Every single one staring at a VDU
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want to spend my life
Staring at a VDU
I can't look at the Web no more
Is this what it was invented for
Is this what we were meant to do
Hours coding forms in HTML
To track what we buy and what we sell
And every single one of us staring at a VDU
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want to spend my life
Staring at a VDU
Is this what the Web was meant to mean:
A cash register and copy machine?
Is this how we were meant to use it too?
Who told us that we should live like this
What do we gain what do we miss with
Every single one staring at a VDU
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want to spend my life
Staring at a VDU
LYRICS:
Don't make me join the workforce mob
Little boxes filled with little jobs
And everyone with a monitor in view
Everyone's connected to the Internet
Filling out spread sheets with loss and get
Every single one staring at a VDU
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want to spend my life
Staring at a VDU
I can't look at the Web no more
Is this what it was invented for
Is this what we were meant to do
Hours coding forms in HTML
To track what we buy and what we sell
And every single one of us staring at a VDU
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want to spend my life
Staring at a VDU
Is this what the Web was meant to mean:
A cash register and copy machine?
Is this how we were meant to use it too?
Who told us that we should live like this
What do we gain what do we miss with
Every single one staring at a VDU
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want a job like that no no no
I don't want to spend my life
Staring at a VDU
posted by Astro Zombie (5 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
...huh? This isn't a challenge track.
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 10:35 AM on July 13, 2009
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 10:35 AM on July 13, 2009
Unless I accidentally rewrote a VU song (which is possible), no.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:59 AM on July 13, 2009
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:59 AM on July 13, 2009
Sorry, bad joke. I just felt like a lot of us are currently staring at a VDU, listening to VU... maybe there's something in there, maybe not. Like maybe Astro Zombie was subliminally influenced by the acronym. How did you decide on the phrase VDU for this song, AZ?
posted by abc123xyzinfinity at 5:19 PM on July 13, 2009
posted by abc123xyzinfinity at 5:19 PM on July 13, 2009
It rhymed better than anything else I tried, and was unusual. No apologies necessary; I'm borrowing heavily from Lour Reed, et al.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:16 PM on July 13, 2009
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:16 PM on July 13, 2009
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posted by abc123xyzinfinity at 11:07 PM on July 12, 2009