Ukulele Whore

April 7, 2011 3:03 PM

My own take on the ukulele lady.

There's been a lot of talk about the tweeness of ukulele girls lately. There's also a lot of songs on the ukulele about beautiful women.
I wrote this song because I felt like ugly, slutty girls could play ukulele, too. This makes it all sound too heavy. I really just wanted to make sex jokes.

posted by jenniferteeter (4 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite

Heh.
posted by cortex at 3:34 PM on April 7, 2011


"And by 'know' I mean they nail her"? "The contiguous part of the nation"? That's what I call lyrics! (I should note that I have no problem with the ukulele, which I associate with my three-year-old grandson.)
posted by languagehat at 10:44 AM on April 8, 2011


You are fucking hilarious. I love this.
posted by Pecinpah at 11:18 AM on April 8, 2011


Love it. Glad you stuck around!
posted by odinsdream at 8:25 AM on April 12, 2011


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