Two-Fisted Punch

James Tiberius Kirk takes it to the edge

So, this is my last band Xs For Eyes, and we tried to keep a 60% songs about TV ratio. Here's our dedication to the coolest white guy ever.

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posted by lumpenprole (6 comments total)

This is fun stuff. The recording is crisp, and you're all so energetic and crunchy! I can't really make out the lyrics, but that's okay, because I don't watch Star Trek.
posted by Rory Marinich at 5:07 AM on June 11, 2011

Lyrics:

Is there anything
better than an alien in bikini?
cuz that green skin
Just drives me crazy

and it's shields up
I need help from above
cuz I'm goin in
set phasers for love!

and the life of my crew depends on a
two-fisted punch
hangin out on a five year mission with a
two-fisted punch
man, I ain't afraid of no Klingons, I got a
two-fisted punch
and the federation depends on a
two-fisted punch

now it's Pon Far
and it's time to get ill
cuz that green blood
just won't take a chill
and I'm tellin you
if I don't get some head
then James T
you're gonna end up dead

and my beautiful ship depends upon a
two-fisted punch
gettin all the alien poon with a
two-fisted punch
man, i ain't afraid of no Romulans, I got a
two-fisted punch
the only thing between me and the prime directive, man? it's a
two-fisted punch

well now nurse chapel
with your dress so red
I think it's time for you
to lay down in my bed
cuz when James T
does his thing
all the alien chicks
they start to sing

and the life of my crew depends upon a
two-fisted punch
you know how I got the big chair man? with a
two-fisted punch
beatin down on the lizard man with a
two-fisted punch
man I'm harder than a photon torpedo, I got a
two-fisted punch

two-fisted punch
two-fisted punch
two-footed kick
two-footed kick
(repeat)
posted by lumpenprole at 12:13 PM on June 11, 2011

Illogical, but intriguing.
posted by aesop at 4:25 PM on June 12, 2011

This is cool. Nice guitar riff, and the vocalist (you? maybe?) has a lot of personality.

So...am I the only one who wants to hear William Shatner cover this?
posted by DiscountDeity at 3:17 PM on June 14, 2011

This is fantastic and you have made my day.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 3:21 PM on June 14, 2011

Highly illogical. Nurse Chapel's dress is blue.</Spock> Besides, she dug me, not the Captain.
posted by fings at 6:12 PM on June 15, 2011