Mr. HONK Miser

It turns out that once you start making honkcore tracks, it's hard to stop.

Original MIDI file of "The Snow Miser Song" was from Marco Romeo on MuseScore. Honk soundfont found here, via a pointer from aberrantkenosis.

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posted by Shmuel510 (6 comments total)

Bwahahahahaha
posted by Wretch729 at 7:58 PM on December 15, 2016 [1 favorite]

My son walked in the room after that song stopped playing.

"Did you make that?"
"no...?"
"Good, cause it is pure evil."
posted by not_on_display at 8:21 PM on December 17, 2016 [1 favorite]

OK, there is nothing wrong this with this at all. Nobody should claim it is amoral, unclean, or a blight. It is the last useful and modern purpose of any remaining professional clowns. It has ascended to a high art. It is glorious and serene and stands up to playing in a loop forever until the world burns. An event which it will surely hasten.

I particularly love the duck-squeak notes. GLORIOUS I SAY.
posted by BlackPebble at 11:16 AM on December 18, 2016 [1 favorite]

I'm more of a Stevie Wonder fan. Play "Boogie On Reggae Woman" next!
posted by not_on_display at 7:55 PM on December 18, 2016

Oh God, what is happening? I feel like I'm stuck in a comedy-scene in a SNES-era RPG, halp!

(but authentically so, so definite props for that!)
posted by comealongpole at 3:41 PM on December 20, 2016

This is fantastic. The actual measure of how good it is may be the fact that you actually made those horrendous source sounds listenable.
posted by micayetoca at 10:05 AM on February 1, 2017