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She Too Rah'd My Loo Rah'd

A love song, and, possibly, an extremely flithy one; second song for the Peter O'Tooles. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Nov 10, 2009 - 1 comment

Derry Pair

The first song for my new Irish band, The Peter O'Tooles, about a comely young woman from Derry and her desirable fruits. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Nov 4, 2009 - 0 comments

You Got Your Popeye Hanging Out

In the noble tradition of the New Orleans "Popeye" song, a rather ignominious entry. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Aug 28, 2009 - 0 comments

The Money Rolls In

A rewrite of a traditional bawdy song about an untoward way to make money. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Aug 19, 2009 - 1 comment

How Am I Gonna Enjoy It When You Just Sit On It

Third RPM song for my puppet Sailor Martin. Ukulele, harmonica, and a whole lot of inappropriate. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Feb 14, 2009 - 1 comment

Buy Me Some Gin

I would not have expected that there are any songs I wrote that I don't know about, but going through my files last night I discovered this naughty a capella number, written for my awful puppet, Sailor Martin, back in 2005 in New Orleans.
posted by Astro Zombie on Jan 30, 2009 - 2 comments

Woe Is Me

Part of my quickly growing Old Songs collection, in which I record songs I wrote many years and even decades ago. This is a somewhat scandalous song about unrequited love. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Jun 24, 2008 - 3 comments

Great Long Strumming Thing

Part of my project to record old songs I wrote. This one probably dates back to 2000, and it rather naughty. Recorded with ukulele accompaniment. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Jun 16, 2008 - 4 comments

Aram's Concubines

Sailor Martin, a tattooed and pierced sailor puppet, sings a convoluted and inadvertently homoerotic parable about a scimitar battle in an Arabian harem. Original public domain instrumental recording by Kaplan's Harmonists, recorded in 1923. New lyrics and Sailor Martin's voice by yours truly. More about Sailor Martin here.
posted by Astro Zombie on Dec 9, 2006 - 6 comments

Jolie Marie's Stocking

Sailor Martin, a tattooed and pierced sailor puppet, sings a song about the joys of silk stockings at sea. Public domain music, "Second Hand Rose," by the Broadway Dance Orchestra. Lyrics and Sailor Martin's singing voice by yours truly.
posted by Astro Zombie on Dec 4, 2006 - 3 comments