Drink Meta-Filtered Water

This is my contribution to the Music Challenge. I started off wanting to write a song about how water is the best beverage ever, which made me think of filtered water, which made me think of Meta-Filtered water, and so on...

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posted by lazaruslong (5 comments total)

Lyrics:



Drink Meta-Filtered water
Not that Farked-up Pepsi Blue
The ingredients are much more healthy
And the facts are almost always true

Our freshness seal's still kickin'
With no Red Lake #42
And our political axes are ground with more
Verisimilitude

Drink Meta-Filtered Water
Not that Farked-up Pepsi Blue
There's 100% of you daily intake
Off filtered intarweb news

You might get the occasional taste
Of a single-link YouTube
But it's probably gonna be awesome
So please "check it out" dude

Drink Meta-Filtered water
Not that Farked-up Pepsi blue
Your liver will thank you later
And your brain just might too

There's no inline image tag
So thing's don't get too crude
So drink Meta-filtered water
Not that Farked-up Pepsi blue
posted by lazaruslong at 4:47 PM on June 29, 2007

Ah, so refreshing! Countdown to MetaFamosity in 3...2...

Seriously, this does kick ass. The one thing that I'm snobbish about is my drinking water. Now I want some goddamn, doesn't exist, Meta-Filtered Water!
posted by snsranch at 5:08 PM on June 29, 2007

funny, and impressive.
posted by nicolin at 1:19 AM on June 30, 2007

Thanks guys =)
posted by lazaruslong at 5:00 PM on June 30, 2007

Nerd after my own heart, sir.
posted by cortex at 8:01 AM on July 1, 2007