More Songs About Oven Mitts

February 1, 2008 5:03 PM

This is a song about a decommissioned Killbot, forced to work in a kitchen baking and whatnot. He is pretty angry about it.

accoustic guitar, electric guitar, squeezebox


Humans turned on my power switch
must want a pie or a sandwich
I am no longer a killbot
railgun was retooled to spatula

must kill, must kill the humanoids
for me, glory will be restored

used to gain glory on the battlefield
now I prepare and serve meals
traded in my pneumatic death grip
for spatulas, and oven mitts

Humans turned the swords into ploughshares
then they turned the robots into au pairs
now I gotta make
another fucking birthday cake

humans can't make a sandwich
must kill the humanoids

posted by notheydo (2 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

Well, I'm tickled.
posted by buriednexttoyou at 5:50 PM on February 2, 2008

railgun was retooled to spatula is probably the saddest thing I've read all week.
Poor Killbot.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:10 PM on February 3, 2008

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