First Person Three-Way
December 21, 2008 2:31 PM
A song about the porn scene in LA.
LYRICS:
In comes rigging Jimmy
He is hung like a chimney
And gets paid fifty bucks a pop
He's notorious on the scene
For pounding like a machine
Until the girls they beg him to stop
Today he's with Cheryl and
A new girl named Carol
And they'll do it by the side of a pool
The director sets his shot up
In the just the right spot
To see that Jimmy is hanging like a mule
Amber won an ovation
For her double penetration
At the adult video awards
She's something on the camera
She has a dirty kind of glamor
That grows with the clothes she discards
She has a house in the hills
And a pocket full of pills
Which she shares with whoever asks
She has a taste for haute cuisine
Paid for by her time up on the screen
And she summers abroad in the Basque
Molly and her group
Get paid for making loops
That play in the adult stores
For a quarter in a booth
Molly goes down on Ruth
Until Ruth can't stand anymore
Sometimes on a dare
Molly will take a date there
And pay quarters while he sits to watch
She makes $100 in a hour
And credits the financial power
Of having breasts, ass, and crotch
Liza is retired
Although still quite desired
She still gets offers to appear in hardcore
Producers still make them
And sometimes she still takes them
When she is feeling old and bored
And misses the old scene
The drugs and the long green
And she misses being tough and flirty
She remembers how it thrilled her
Even though it nearly killed her
Before she retired at thirty
LYRICS:
In comes rigging Jimmy
He is hung like a chimney
And gets paid fifty bucks a pop
He's notorious on the scene
For pounding like a machine
Until the girls they beg him to stop
Today he's with Cheryl and
A new girl named Carol
And they'll do it by the side of a pool
The director sets his shot up
In the just the right spot
To see that Jimmy is hanging like a mule
Amber won an ovation
For her double penetration
At the adult video awards
She's something on the camera
She has a dirty kind of glamor
That grows with the clothes she discards
She has a house in the hills
And a pocket full of pills
Which she shares with whoever asks
She has a taste for haute cuisine
Paid for by her time up on the screen
And she summers abroad in the Basque
Molly and her group
Get paid for making loops
That play in the adult stores
For a quarter in a booth
Molly goes down on Ruth
Until Ruth can't stand anymore
Sometimes on a dare
Molly will take a date there
And pay quarters while he sits to watch
She makes $100 in a hour
And credits the financial power
Of having breasts, ass, and crotch
Liza is retired
Although still quite desired
She still gets offers to appear in hardcore
Producers still make them
And sometimes she still takes them
When she is feeling old and bored
And misses the old scene
The drugs and the long green
And she misses being tough and flirty
She remembers how it thrilled her
Even though it nearly killed her
Before she retired at thirty
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posted by idiopath at 6:58 PM on December 24, 2008