June 19, 2009 10:26 PM

Godawful Danzig impression? Check. Complete lack of shame? Check.

The corpse of Leonard Cohen overtaken, kinda/sorta, by the spirit of the Misfits circa Walk Among Us. Cartoonish, amateurish, misbegotten...as the god of midnight movies intended.

posted by DaDaDaDave (8 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite


Well I heard that there’s a demon chord
That ghouls play amid scenes abhorred
But you don’t really care for mayhem, do you?
It goes like this, the blood, the bones,
The evil notes, the savage tones,
The flesh-gorged fiends, they shriek out HELLELUJAH!

Your faith was strong but your flesh was weak,
A painful vengeance she did wreak,
Her beauty and her chainsaw overthrew you.
She hung you over the bathtub drain,
She cut your throat, she ate your brain
And with your final breath you screamed HELLELUJAH!

Baby I have been here before,
I’ve held these skulls, I’ve drunk this gore,
I used to be alive before I knew you.
I’ve seen your face in infernal fire
But love is not an angel choir,
It’s a dark and it’s a deadly HELLELUJAH!

posted by DaDaDaDave at 10:27 PM on June 19, 2009

Hilarious (and an auspicious MeFiMu debut)!

My expectations were raised by the use of the "whoaohoh" tag, and I was not disappointed.
posted by Karlos the Jackal at 2:04 AM on June 20, 2009

Brilliant! "She cut your throat, she ate your brain" - this? Lyrical genius.
posted by freya_lamb at 3:27 AM on June 20, 2009

Oh man, these lyrics kill me.

And eat my brain.
posted by cortex at 8:54 AM on June 20, 2009

This would be killer live.
posted by xorry at 2:56 PM on June 20, 2009

I’ve held these skulls, I’ve drunk this gore,
I used to be alive before I knew you.

Dude. Awesome.
posted by desuetude at 6:15 PM on June 22, 2009

posted by clearlydemon at 11:21 AM on July 17, 2009

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome. Now I need a Halloween party or routine to play this with.
posted by divabat at 5:40 PM on August 17, 2009

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