County Down

November 11, 2009 11:18 AM

A song for the Peter O'Tooles where I seem to be using the names of locations in Ireland as a metaphor for oral sex, which I am sure they don't appreciate and for which I apologize.

LYRICS:

A Bangor cailín named McGowan
Had a reputation of no little renown
A pint of ale
And she wouldn't fail
To head for the County Down

From Dundonald to Ballykinler
Lads asked with a grin "Where you been, sir?"
Each named the cailín
And then explained they'd been
To County Down for to win her

A doctor named Pat, specialty psychiatric,
Had a billfold as thick as a fat brick
In all County Down and
Of every hamlet in town
She spent her time only going Downpatrick

A Bangor cailín named McGowan
Had a reputation of no little renown
A pint of ale
And she wouldn't fail
To head for the County Down

posted by Astro Zombie

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