Robot Ninja Zombie Bear

March 19, 2010 9:38 AM

Another SongFight! song. It's about a robot nin...uh, yeah. Moving on.

Lyrics ejected from my brain in an impossible moment of stupidity, a few minutes on chords and melody, a couple of hours spent with a new copy of ProTools to record and mix. Kazoo 'cuz my wife wanted it. Guitar string broke during the opening bit, but I soldiered on for the good of the land.

posted by davejay (10 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

This really reminds me of The Aquabats; that can't be a bad thing, in my book. Also, your wife was right to want the kazoo. Never doubt her again about anything.
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 10:03 AM on March 19, 2010

Yeah, the Aquabats call is right on. With a touch of Nature Trail to Hell in 3D mixed in there.
posted by cortex at 10:18 AM on March 19, 2010

Holy crap, that's eerie, right down to the whoa-whoas. If I'd heard them before I'd feel bad, but since I haven't, I feel excellent.
posted by davejay at 10:31 AM on March 19, 2010

Ha! Great.
Love the B Movie vocals.
posted by chococat at 5:18 PM on March 19, 2010

I'm glad your wife insisted on the kazoo because it is awesome. And clearly your next creative endeavor needs to be a movie of the same title with this as the theme.
posted by ORthey at 2:36 PM on March 20, 2010

Yes - but do they shit in the woods?? Nice one dj!
posted by MajorDundee at 3:34 AM on March 21, 2010

That's the central paradox of the RNZB's existence:

- A robot can't;
- A ninja would never reveal it;
- A zombie won't;
- A bear must.

It's basically I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream with different nouns and verbs.
posted by cortex at 7:37 AM on March 21, 2010 [1 favorite]

I'd love to see a fight between the Pope and a Robot Ninja Zombie Bear. For dominion over wood-shitting.
posted by ORthey at 9:45 AM on March 21, 2010

I dunno about that. Now, Space Pope vs RNZB? ABSOLUTELY.
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 10:01 AM on March 21, 2010

How many five years olds would it take to take down a RNZB?
posted by Corduroy at 3:06 PM on March 21, 2010

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