06 my telephone hates me - vampire deer

September 11, 2013 5:52 AM

special guest appearance from "rachel"

nothing but trouble when i hear that ring
people want to sell me most any old thing
say i owe them money but it's so lame
some other loser's got my name
my telephone hates me
my telephone hates me
my telephone hates me
it's going to drive me mad

the police association wants my dough
and the funeral home wants me to go
and the cable company wants to give a deal
and the local candidates want to steal

rachel from card services is bugging me
that devil on the desk won't let me be
offering me deals on new windows new lawn
call my landlord and just get gone

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