The Greatest Pleasure My Body Knows Is To Bathe With Old Men

September 25, 2016 3:06 AM

Quick and dirty recording of a song about using the proximity of other people in the bath at the gym as a substitute for relationships.

But please don't actually try to do a cannonball in a Japanese bath.

A. It's not deep enough. You'll hurt your behind.
B. The men of the grandpa generation would probably be really, really cross.

---- lyrics ----
The thermometer says 41, I JUMP into the bath.
Someone shoots a glare at me but, I don't care about that.
'Cause the grand-pas they all smile; encouraging my youthful ways.
We all know what we like;
And we don't care if the sign on the wall says
"Absolutely no cannonballs or waves!"

It's been quite, some time now
that I have slept, alone.
It's been quite, some time now
since I heard "welcome home!"

posted by AxelT (1 comment total)

This is so cute.
posted by greenish at 8:25 AM on October 7, 2016

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