Cool Breeze Product

An accidental jingle!

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posted by ignignokt (2 comments total)

if some ad agency came up to you and said, "OK, we want you to score a commercial that goes like this: picture, you know that Great Gazoo guy from the Flintstones? OK, so the music underneath the ad goes like that: Gazoo's at a keyboard playing, like, a Stevie Wonder kinda riff. Funky but it doesn't get in the way. And then we fade to a close up of Gizmo from the Gremlins, and he says into a microphone something positive and philosophical—but vague, gotta be vague—about our Cool Breeze™ Product. And then the music goes on for about 15 more seconds or so."

And you nailed it. YOU HAVE THE ACCOUNT
posted by not_on_display at 12:31 AM on September 10, 2022 [1 favorite]

[Puts on mirror sunglasses, takes bag of money, drives away in convertible]
posted by ignignokt at 8:19 AM on September 13, 2022 [1 favorite]