Sitting on Chrome (about:internets)

Because rapping about Easter eggs in browsers, that's normal, right?

Konichi-wa, my little tater tots.
Remember when I told you about about:robots?
Well, I ain't gonna make you stand up and beg.
Let me tell you 'bout the brand-new Easter egg

I'm surfing late night about 2:30 in the morning
Checking Eschaton steady blinking and yawning
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a screencap red gold and green all up in here

Underneath it said "Google Chrome brings on teh funny"
Titled "I am aware of all Internet traditions," money
I was struck by the memory of one old Alaskan n00b
and how he once told us all "Don't clog the tubes!"

Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser
I'll Neil Patrick Harris all you wannabe Howsers
Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser
Drown Radio brings the lyrical Mauser
Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser
I'll Neil Patrick Harris all you wannabe Howsers
Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser

My poor MacBook would need a virtual machine
Before I rock the beta let alone roll with the greater
Take a test drive on that information superhighway
I'm cruise controlling courtesy of Larry and Sergey
Last night I was FTF freestyling with my rebels
Digidave Cohn, Dan Pacheco and Gary Kebbel
With Android on the way, what's next in the zone
maybe the next platform'll be coolin' on an iPhone

Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser
I'll Neil Patrick Harris all you wannabe Howsers
Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser
Drown Radio brings the lyrical Mauser
Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser
I'll Neil Patrick Harris all you wannabe Howsers
Sitting on Chrome
I'm singing "yowza!" 'bout my Google browser
Break it down now, break it down now!

Step one: open up a Google Chrome browser
Step two: type the word "about" and then a colon
Step three: type the word "I-n-t-e-r-n-e-t-s" for the win
Step four: hit return and watch that bad boy burn

About:internets, about about:internets
About:internets, about about:internets
About:internets, about about:internets
About:internets
About:internets, about about:internets
About:internets, about about:internets
About:internets, about about:internets
About:internets

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posted by allaboutgeorge (2 comments total)

Informative and bumping.
posted by dobie at 7:55 PM on September 11, 2008

I'll never figure out how MefiMusic works. I would have thought this is exactly the kind of song that gets sidebarred and gets a million comments and favorites.

It sounds like something you spent a lot of time on. How long did it take you to put it together?
posted by micayetoca at 2:20 PM on October 8, 2008