The Power of Cheese

The conclusion of the Epic Cheese Trilogy, written by man vs sun.

Behold, the cycle is complete.

Timbill (me) – Bongos
Tréteque (man vs sun) – Synth Marimba, Yes!
Pheatherwäit - Vocals

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posted by askmeaboutLOOM (6 comments total)

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BEHOLD: THE POWER OF CHEESE

After viewing one of these television advertisements, the viewer's initial impulse is to burst into uncontrollable laughter. But, honestly, is there anything this miracle product can't do?

When I'm feeling down, Cheese is there to cheer me up. When it seems like all hope is lost, and I should throw in the towel, there's Cheese. When I need investment tips, my trusty block of Humboldt Fog wisely suggests that I put all my money into bonds. And if I ever run out of ideas to write about I look no further than that great, 2-pound chunk of Gouda that sits atop a Corinthian pedestal in my bedroom. Instant inspiration!

As I recall everything I've heard about Cheese, it really hasn't had the most desirable reputation in years past. Frankly, it rubs me the wrong way that in nursery rhymes like "the Farmer in the Dell" have labelled cheese as being undesirable; nay, downright disgusting! So now I ask, is it time that Cheese get its deserved recognition as the greatest marketable item on earth? YES! You must join me in my worldwide quest to increase awareness and appreciation of our beloved CHEESE!
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 1:35 PM on July 4

Ain't it the truth...
posted by i love cheese at 8:53 PM on July 4 [1 favorite]

Humboldt Fog does cure all ills.
posted by pheatherwait at 9:42 PM on July 4

Man, this is so fun and different and totally enjoyable!

(One of my kids hates cheese. He isn't lactose intolerant, he just hates cheese. When I order pizza for him, I order it without cheese. It's damn crime and I'm about to disown him for that...he's only 11 but he'll do alright on the street...busking...wishing he could have just one soft, delicious and sweet piece of mozzarella.)
posted by snsranch at 4:42 PM on July 6

THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR HATING CHEESE. KILL HIM IN SACRIFICE TO LORD MOZZARELLA--QUICKLY, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU BRING FORTH HIS WRATH.
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 5:48 PM on July 6

I just sent him forth with a red wagon full of clothes and canned goods...He was a sweet kid and talented too...except for the DAMN CHEESE THING!
posted by snsranch at 7:38 PM on July 6