For the last two months, people trying to look up Randolph Vermont on Google Maps have been directed to a dot in the middle of Lake Champlain, 100 miles from the town's actual location. I've tried pretty much everything to get them to fix it [sad details
]. Now I'm trying this.
It's a first draft, I'll try to make a more polished one later. Guitar track by the always awesome not_on_display
and some of the lyrics by my mom, the rest by me.
Hey, Google, my town’s in the lake.
Hey Google there's been a mistake
This is really surprising
The water's not rising
Dear Google, please give us a break
Hey, Google, my town’s in the drink.
Last summer it wasn’t I think.
My friends are confused.
And one even accused
Me of causing poor Randolph to sink.
Hey, Google, my town’s soaking wet.
The map shows us lakebound and yet
Some highways run through it
And trains choo-choo to it.
My neighbors are getting upset.
Hey Google, just what is the deal?
Hey Google just think how I feel
I can't give folks directions
I'm facing dejection
Hey Google my life is unreal.
Hey Google your data is crap
Hey Google I'm starting to snap.
We are not in North Hero
Hey Google please fix up your map