Who's Got the Nerve

March 17, 2009 12:11 AM

A St. Patrick's Day song from my pierced and tattooed puppet, Sailor Martin.

Lyrics:

Who will buy me a drink on St. Patrick's Day?
Who will march me from bar to bar?
Who will help me throw bottles at the St. Paul parade?
Who will run with me from police cars?
Who's got the nerve? Who's got the nerve?
Who's got the nerve from a proper old drunk?
Oh tell me whose got the nerve?

Who will run with me from Market to Wall
With our pants dropped down to our knees?
Who will sing naughty songs to Miss Shamrock?
Is there anyone else but me?
Who's got the nerve? Who's got the nerve?
Who's got the nerve for a proper St. Pat's?
Tell me who's got the nerve?

I got a brand new bottle of James Power's best --
Who will drink it with me?
There are boys today spoiling for a fight;
I've brought chains and shillelagh.
Who's got the nerve? Who's got the nerve?
Who's got the nerve for a proper old row?
Tell me who's got the nerve?

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