Mozzarella (Producer's Cut)

August 11, 2009 11:52 PM

This is what happens when the whole band is present, overdubbing together--and you're still stupid, but now there's one more of you!

Overdub recording sessions for Part Two of the Epic Cheese Trilogy. This time, the full Gyrophonic lineup was together, contributing to the madness.

Notes: There are at least three of me (soprano, both basses), two of man vs sun (main melody, alto harmony), and one Pheatherwäit (doubling on main melody). Originally, I planned for there to be a flute solo during what became the kazoo army, but the song moved too swiftly to really get it to fit well in a short time, so I took a copped out with my kazarmy. We kept forgetting to not sing during that section, so we turned into muppets and crabs.

Other than that, it's pretty self-explanatory. We're still pretty stupid.

Some may not be safe for work. All of it is not safe for IQs.

posted by askmeaboutLOOM (11 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

I warned you about opening the stupid vault.

Once it has been opened, it can never be closed.
posted by man vs sun at 6:26 AM on August 12, 2009 [1 favorite]

I don't WANT to close it! MWAHAHAHA!!!
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 7:25 AM on August 12, 2009

Whatever you guys are smoking, I want some. Now. I request - no I DEMAND - a song entitled ChilliCheddar'N'ChivesOrPerhapsYou'd PreferAFuckIt'sAllTheSameToMeLove. And I want a floot solo. A fucking long one, through a wah-wah. Backwards. Rhythmic accompaniment to be - fish slapped together. Laydeez and genlemen - go to it with vim and vigour!!
posted by MajorDundee at 1:37 PM on August 12, 2009 [1 favorite]

Expect it in just over a week.
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 3:21 PM on August 12, 2009

This song is one of the Best Things Ever.
posted by espire at 3:40 PM on August 12, 2009

Actually, it'll likely have a bass floot solo.
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 4:56 PM on August 12, 2009

C'mon LOOM - who ever heard of a bass floot? I mean a bass flaut - yes - pretty common - particularly around these parts. People are terrorised by girls flaunting their flauts, not to say flauting their flaunts, and the bass ones with that loooooowwww whisper just cause mayhem. Ever heard of the Sirens? You know, chicks that lured unwary mariners to their doom. Well - yup - they were brandishing bass flauts. And big tits, naturally.
posted by MajorDundee at 12:34 PM on August 13, 2009

...I has a bass flute, but no big tits.

I'm quite proud of being a part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee <3>
I just took the bass out of its case. I'm the first person to touch it. It is sex in sound wave form.
posted by pheatherwait at 9:05 PM on August 13, 2009

Well pheatherweight, in my role as chairman of the Diminutive Dick Directorate may I warmly welcome you as a representative of the IBTC. Drawing your attention to the first item on the agenda of this our inaugural meeting, may I point out that it is incumbent upon you to record a song entitled " Hello Dinky Dickies We're The Itty Bitty Tit Committee" to the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini". As an exception to standing orders, you may employ a Bass Floot in said recording should you so wish. Well.....goodness me is that the time.... I think that concludes today's agenda unless anyone has any other business.....
posted by MajorDundee at 1:03 PM on August 14, 2009

Typo - pheatherwait not pheatherweight. Grovelling apologies.
posted by MajorDundee at 1:05 PM on August 14, 2009

Shit - it's "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" isn't it? You'll see that it fits perfectly with the scan of my alternative version. Oh, and we don't want too much sex in sound wave form now do we - that would run the risk of an inopportune stiffy - although given my chairmanship of DDD no-one would notice of course. Heh.
posted by MajorDundee at 1:11 PM on August 14, 2009

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