Flame Wars

WIP, last touched at the end of 08. While I'm happy with the lyrics, and the beat-producer, antisoc, did an admirable job of piecing together 4 different artists with different flow styles, I really need to punch up the back beat a little, and I'm going to re-record the 2nd verse-- my timing gets a little off. Features 3 guest nerdcore rappers: ytcracker-- the original digital gangster--, KABUTO, and finally, The Ranger of The Downunderdogs. Careful, there's there's cussin'.

Lyrics:
one thing I can't stand: all this goddamn misanthropy/
infects th' internets like some kinda lycanthrophy/
call me the devil? you ain't even a man to me!/
wrap yourself in the flag while I slag yer hypocrisy/
I am who I am, I make no friggin' apologies/
pointin' out yer mistakes is a friggin' tautology/
so I snicker an' laugh at yer reverse psychology/
yer psychopathic rants're credible as phrenology/


CHORUS:
I get bored with the boring bores when I board the boards/
LOL an' QFT with all the post count whores/
Try to settle some old scores/
Re-open some old sores/
Sounds another round of flame wars

accordin' to you, all i'm doin' is hatin'/
while I'm worshippin' satan & furiously masturbatin'/
to high speed site feeds of people eatin' babies/
while I'm foamin' at the mouth like I came down with rabies/
all 'cause we can't see eye to eye on some issues!/
you spit this shit about me an' wonder why i dismiss you/
outta hand, outta sight, outer space, ya out'ya mind?/
can you kindly remind me why I waste my time?

-CHORUS-

you got your side, an' I got mine/
an' I'm not gonna make the same mistake/
that I made last time/
Despite how it might seem/
I'm spite-free, I ain't mean/
An' I just might hate bein'/
the guy that's wipin' the slate clean/
but like a moth to the fire, I should be quittin' this/
I try to retire, guess I'm a recidivist/

-CHORUS-

ytcracker:
see my post count swollen on that http colon
see me trolling every 'scussion cuz im thrown off a white russian
a caucasian baby bounce me dude im getting crazy
only my third post and im already banned the admins hate me
invoke godwin "youre like hitler youre a nazi"
man im hot see rolled the dice and watch this poster make a post and hit a yahtzee
post a goatse post rick astley post a midget getting nasty
lol flame war lol


KABUTO:

KABUTO IS ARROGANT, HE'S GOT SUCH A MASSIVE EGO"/
TYPE THE INSECURE TWERPS BUT MY DEMEANOR IS REGAL/
YOU AIN'T DIRT TO ME, I'LL CALL YOU OUT, I'VE HAD IT WITH FALSE COURTESY/
OPEN YOUR EARS, MY VERSE INDICATES WHAT YOU'RE WORTH TO ME/
LAME FLAME UNDER THE SAME NAME I AIN'T SHOOK/
WHEN IT COMES TO E-THUGGERY, KABUTO WROTE THE BOOK/
MADE YOU BAWW LIKE A FURRY WHEN I REVIEWED YOUR NEW CD/
ROCKING A FITTED AS I WRIT IT INTO THE LCD/
NOW FRONT LIKE YOU AIN'T UPSET LIKE "I DON'T EVEN CARE"/
LIKE YOU'RE ONLY POSTING CAUSE YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME TO SPARE/
BUT YOU'RE STILL THERE, MELTED TO YOUR COMPUTER CHAIR/
YOU'RE ONLY STILL ALIVE CAUSE MOM BRINGS YOU FOOD IN THERE/
YOU'RE SOCIALLY AND PHYSICALLY IMPAIRED/
YOU'VE GOT SOME KIND OF MOLD GROWING IN YOUR PUBIC HAIR/
YOUR HTML SARCASM TAGS ARE NOT FUNNY/
SO I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE WHILE YOU TYPE AND ROT DUNNY/


the ranger:

Opinionated, so I'm hated by communities
Moody be my temperament, heaven sent to fuck with the status quo
Kids that think they the baddest though it's obvious they frontin
Knowin less than the average Joe
Read the forum, try to ignore all sorta shit
Get fed up, flame a lame fuck cause I'm bored of it
Start with sarcastic remarks, that'll heat em up
I'll clean em up, wipe and flush and put the seat back up
He's e-tough, self important, resortin to the physical
Wonder how a punk can be so egotisitical
Says his boys on their way to my place of residence
Hard to believe when I'm faced with all the evidence
Let's see, white nerd wigger, drop the N-word
Thinks it makes him bigger but that shit's absurd
I figure gotta pull his card like it's time to clock out
Then he sends a PM, the coward wanna opt out
LOL motherfucker

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posted by ShawnStruck