The Restless Vampire

November 3, 2010 4:37 PM

A song for tweens about a vampire going through some self-identification issues.

This here is a late Halloween submission about the 4th best vampire in the world who fancies a change. Written for a kids show originally.

As you can probably tell, I'm a vampire.
But sometimes I feel so unsatisfied, inside.
I don't sparkle like Edward Cullen
and I'm not as cool as Dracula
and I can't count as high as the Count
from Sesame Street, no
I'm the fourth best vampire at best.
and it's time for a change.

I could be a werewolf,
they've got great bodies and they've got great hair
They play in the sunshine and they don't have to wear evening wear all the time

but there may be downsides, I'm more of a cat person really
I'd have to sleep in a kennel and I don't like shorts

I could be a zombie
because zombies don't have worries at all
they just want braaaaaiiiins
and you never see them on their own

but you never see a zombie reading a book
and you never see a zombie at the opera
I enjoy the finer things in life,
oh who am I kidding!

I love being a Vampire
I hate garlic and I love drinking blood
I love my scary castle
and my assistant Igor, we are best buds.

of all the options that are available
Being a vampire is unassailable because
being fourth best vampire
Is still better than you

Go Team Vampire!

posted by minifigs (5 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

posted by koeselitz at 2:07 PM on November 4, 2010

posted by unSane at 5:16 PM on November 4, 2010


(Seriously, this is brilliant!)
posted by snsranch at 5:28 PM on November 4, 2010

It was awesome of you to post the lyrics, by the way, because now I can sing along with this at the top of my lungs. Not that I'd... er... do that. I mean, just in case.

oh who am I kidding, I'm singing along RIGHT NOW
posted by koeselitz at 5:35 PM on November 4, 2010

Wow, thanks for the comments everyone! There's a video for it here if you're interested.
posted by minifigs at 4:46 AM on November 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

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