The Dishes

This song describes my passionate dislike for the must-be-done activity that nobody likes to do: The Dishes.

I've never been able to write "serious" lyrics for "serious" songs, so I've decided the best thing to do is to embrace what I can do, and that's right silly lyrics for silly songs.

In case anyone is interested in the lyrics:

I can't stand to do the dishes
They're always dirty and they're never delicious
Why can't I just leave them to the misses

They pile up high in a little tiny sink
You leave them to long and you know they're going to stink
Why oh why oh why did God make dishes

*whistling*

La la la la (and so on...)

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posted by askmefiguy (6 comments total)

Rhyming 'dishes' with 'delicious' is a stroke of genius.
posted by Corduroy at 5:20 AM on January 8, 2012 [1 favorite]

Silly songs are the best. Please post more! :)
posted by topoisomerase at 7:27 AM on January 19, 2012

Love it! So happy! So poppy! So dishy! Seriously, the music and vocals are just too cute. Also, too short.
More pls, as requested above.
posted by Glinn at 3:32 PM on January 20, 2012

(Also, I can't place the accent? Or maybe there is no accent. Where ya from?)
posted by Glinn at 3:33 PM on January 20, 2012

@Everybody, thanks for the kind comments!

@Glinn, I can't place the accent either! I'm American, but for some reason when I sang the song, some kind of british/english accent came out! :P
posted by askmefiguy at 12:20 AM on January 23, 2012

ADORABLE
posted by The Whelk at 11:54 AM on February 9, 2012