An appeal to President Obama, because I'm tired of him getting all the good nutters. [more inside]
I'm glad that I don't wish I knew how to quit you, mefi. Also, bonus cheeseball youtube video edition. [more inside]
A dangerously sappy populist paean to the great blue pylon where we like to have our pile-ons. Here's to eight more, you crazy website.
My little brother turned 23 this year, and I'm a cheapskate. Solution: record a song! Can be used for people named "Alice" and also in a pinch "Alan".