A somewhat naughty true story. [more inside]
OK, I didn't write or record this; my brother did. But I did want to share it, and it's OK with him. Anyway, it's, uh, a song with a hook.
I did not write this song or have anything to do with it. It's a previously unreleased track by a friend, Bob Wiseman, who gave it to me in 2003 to post on my Blogathon. I killed that blog so the song once again became unavailable; Bob's since given me permission to share it more widely. If you like it, his site is at bobwiseman.ca.