Talk Dirty To Me

Completely inspired by this AskMe thread from yesterday. All of the sung lyrics are taken from it. It is...well....as dirty a thing as I have ever made.

It's also the most accessible thing I've ever done. I find it to be quite bangin'. I hope you enjoy!

These comments were particularly inspiring. As in, I straight up stole them. Sorry if I forgot anybody!
by Meatbomb
by Alison (one 'L' Alisons in the house!)
by Davey Darling
by soft and hardcore taters (epony-what!?)
by weapons-grade pandemonium

The digital voice is Bruce from Voiceover saying things from the Skype chat I was having while I was working for awhile last night with brand spanking new mefite OttomanSantour.

(Get Flash to see the track player.)
posted by nosila (9 comments total)

Oh, yeah...this was sort of undertaken in response to the Calvin Harris FPP as well. I started it at around 8:00 last night and finished today at about 3:45. I don't know what that means in terms of its relationship to Calvin Harris's pop-tacular dance music. One thing is for sure: it smears dirt all over Calvin Harris's sparkling-clean face. Wut.

Also, Metafilter rules my creative life this week.
posted by nosila at 1:23 PM on August 15

I really enjoy the tension between the high vocals and the oozing funk nasty bass -- all framed by the Cabaret Voltaireish beat. What's not to love? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scrub the goo off my cerebellum . . .
posted by February28 at 2:10 PM on August 15

This is awesome! I'm tempted to send this to my mom, but I'm afraid of her reaction to being immortalized in song this way.
posted by Alison at 6:07 PM on August 15

She probably wouldn't be able to understand the words, Alison. I know my mom never can, and sometimes that's for the best. Just tell her it's about...I dunno...filial piety.
posted by nosila at 6:37 PM on August 15

absolutely filthy. thank you.

seems to me there's a ton of askMe threads out there that are begging to get a similar treatment. hmmm....
posted by man vs sun at 7:06 PM on August 15

This is awesome, but I am ever so slightly disappointed because I thought it was going to be a cover of the song by Poison.
posted by smartyboots at 8:42 PM on August 15

oh, shit, I forgot that was a Poison song! Fuggers stole that shit from me.
posted by nosila at 9:18 PM on August 15

forgot it wuz poison? 0_o
posted by February28 at 9:39 PM on August 15

Very well done -- it's kind of catchy and it keeps going new places. If I hadn't read that thread or knew where this came from, I'd still find it compelling and strange in a good way.
posted by edlundart at 11:01 PM on August 15