Donald Trump is a Fascist Asshole Pig

January 27, 2016 5:52 PM

It cannot be emphasized enough. Song #3 in my Unu Kanto Po Semajno series steals one from the Dead Kennedys' playbook.

Lyrics:

So you say you're voting for Donald Trump!
Well, sorry dude, but you're a chump.
He fools red-blooded Americans
into thinking he is one of them.
Except he has four billion bucks,
And he gives exactly zero fucks!


DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP
IS A FASCIST ASSHOLE!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP
FASCIST ASSHOLE PIG!
HE'S A PIG!!


He'll make America great again
by deporting all the mexicans
the ones that stay get shot on sight
Probably a terrorist, am i right?
Guilty of not being white
Say goodbye to your civil rights!

DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP
IS A FASCIST ASSHOLE!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP
FASCIST ASSHOLE PIG!
HE'S A PIG!!

Force feed the world some American Pie
Steal their oil and bleed them dry
Stirring the masses through hate and fear
Keep them Muslims outta here!

Give to the rich, steal from the poor
Perpetuate the culture war
Remember the guy who ruled Germany?
well this one's gonna start World War Three


DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP
IS A FASCIST ASSHOLE!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP
FASCIST ASSHOLE PIG!
HE'S A PIG!!


Hope the country fires you
when they see the damage that you will do
they'll drag your ass right out the door
you rich egotistic attention whore
You should vote for Bernie instead
At least he believes in what he says

DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP!
YOU FASCIST ASSHOLE!
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
YOU FASCIST ASSHOLE PIG!!

posted by not_on_display (8 comments total) 13 users marked this as a favorite

Subtle, but valid.
posted by tizzie at 7:26 AM on January 29, 2016 [4 favorites]


so you see what I was doing there! glad someone was able to!
posted by not_on_display at 9:17 AM on January 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


Yeah, yeah. Full-on double-tomatoes there!
posted by The Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas at 4:42 PM on January 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


I think you're trying to hint that you find some of Donald Trump's positions less than admirable.
posted by Mental Wimp at 3:22 PM on January 31, 2016 [1 favorite]


If you are accepting requests I would love a song featuring the theme "Adolf Hitler can give me a nice rimjob". If that works out to be problematic I will happily settle for this little ditty anyways. :) It's a heck of a pretty tune!
posted by Meatbomb at 3:30 AM on February 5, 2016 [1 favorite]


Jello reverb!
posted by ignignokt at 12:32 PM on February 5, 2016 [1 favorite]


What's your mental image of the "beautiful" gate in the giant border wall Trump keeps talking about? That would make a nice bridge
posted by AppleSeed at 8:10 AM on February 15, 2016




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